@Redhead Designer Thank you. I’m not sure we could leave the kids though. We tried leaving them on their own once before and it became a bit of a farce. Little William took my staple gun out of the utility drawer. He then thought it would be fun to use it to staple all of my wife’s underwear to the kitchen units. This would have been fine if we had arrived back home first. But that wasn’t what happened. My mother in law popped in, on one of her impromptu visits. She was obviously a little surprised to find the children home alone. She went in the kitchen to make a cup of tea and what did she find. That’s right, she found just about everything that Anne Summers had for sale stapled to the kitchen cupboards. Then she did the thing that my wife will never forgive me for. She photographed the whole lot and shared it with all of her friends, who also happen to be my wife’s friends, on Facebook.
The first we we learned of this was when the notifications started popping up on my wife’s phone. She went livid. She turned red and then told me she wanted a divorce. I had to beg and cajole and make ridiculous promises to make it all right again. I went through all of that just so I could have pie and chips with my wife.
I‘d be happy to leave my kids alone at your house though if that helps.
